alright, i'll admit it. i'm mean and cruel and heartless and...
i make fun of britney spears.
i joke about her eating only chips, and drinking only frappuccinos, and walking into nasty gas station bathrooms barefoot, and marrying a filandering deadbeat wannabe rapper, and dropping her baby on her head, and all-around turning into horrible trailer trash without-the-actual-trailer.
and i'm secretly glad she got fat.
no one deserves to have abs like that their whole life.
but at least i'm not alone. at least i know that 5 of my equally sassy girlfriends will plan a night in to wear trashy outfits, eat junk, use the phrase "y'all," jaw on bubblegum, and watch the tivoed "it's like a train wreck that i can't tear my eyes away from" dateline nbc interview of matt lauer with the infamous mrs. federline.
i make fun of britney spears.
i joke about her eating only chips, and drinking only frappuccinos, and walking into nasty gas station bathrooms barefoot, and marrying a filandering deadbeat wannabe rapper, and dropping her baby on her head, and all-around turning into horrible trailer trash without-the-actual-trailer.
and i'm secretly glad she got fat.
no one deserves to have abs like that their whole life.
but at least i'm not alone. at least i know that 5 of my equally sassy girlfriends will plan a night in to wear trashy outfits, eat junk, use the phrase "y'all," jaw on bubblegum, and watch the tivoed "it's like a train wreck that i can't tear my eyes away from" dateline nbc interview of matt lauer with the infamous mrs. federline.
(with my sassy face, demonstrating britney's completely innapropriate use of the airquotes.)
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